The Street Corner

i completley forgot about this until asher called me

2008-07-29T19:57:03Z

im working at a restaurant. it blows. asher is on a road trip and im watching his dog. the thing hates me. like,a lot. im tired and hung over.

there, asher. AN UPDATE.

i hate public school

2008-06-07T23:05:07Z

asher is all im outta school you know what FUCK YOU. booo.

violent pornograph

2008-05-21T01:58:20Z

LIFE SUCKS

fuck it.

IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

2008-02-23T18:28:25Z

So my dance company is having us do a dance to linkin park and the fucker is stuck in my head.

Also, Asher is six points ahead of me for this month, because he's a prostitute. It's true, ppl. It is. He's started leaving his dog with me less and less, and hes started drunk dialing me while completely sober. It's a little weird, and I think that Diana must have brainwashed him to give her all his alcohol or something.

Ok, peace.

Just to clear things up

2008-01-13T23:03:38Z

Um Asher shouldn't have told me something unless he wanted to talk about it.

& I asked Mia out. Gerard: 1, Asher: 0.

I forgot what I'm titleing these bitches.

2008-01-06T06:07:45Z

So. New years party. Have some news. Bryce had a fling with our step brother. EW. I'm related to retards.

Also, now I'm sure Asher will be pissed that I'm stealing some of his shinyness, but new years day, I'm pretty sure I spotted him flirting with and seducing a guy. A short guy. An EXTREMELY attractive short guy. SETH GREEN! But not. Ah well.

Also, I think I might like a girl.

Asher won us 60 bucks. I'll let him share his own tales of prostitution.

Rum

2007-12-26T00:12:01Z

Been drunk latley. Bryce and I hung out, and he and Asher FINALLY got along although I think it's because He's bi and Ashers gay and they were drunk. Oh well. I hate it when my best friends and my twins hate each other.

Anyway, turns out Ashers ex, and now chum goes to my school. He's this flamboyant thing I used to ignore, but I suppse we could get along.

Merry Christmas Whores.

periwinkle?

2007-12-16T19:21:08Z

Ashers party was FUCKED UP. In a positive way you know. He has this thing, where he'll drink any liquor in a jello shot, but straight up he's really picky. Which is weird becausae if I was half as heavy weight as him, or had half the ability to do shots that he has i would drink whatever was tossed at me. Unfortunatley I'm a light weight.

But there were so many jello shots there it was like a freakin rainbow. And he was SMASHED by 1 am. I also suspect he slept with three different boys and led the entire party on for most of the night.

But get htis. He gets tired of people, so he locked himself in his bathroom, and then came out, and told me to drive him out to some nice part of town and left him there. It was a little wierd, since he brought his dog, but every crazy guys got his style, huh?

Anyway, I have to say, that kid he's been stringing along latley tyler, is fine.

As if Asher will keep him. Fat chance he would have a real relationship with a kid like that. Or at all.

four

2007-11-25T18:40:44Z

saw bryce. it was awesome. i miss my brother :/. asher & his dog were over for like five minutes to see him. i dont think asher & bryce are friends.

three

2007-11-25T18:39:40Z

bryce called. thanksgiving soon.

two

2007-11-25T18:39:02Z

its getting cold. bryce hasnt called. ashers music is QUITE loud.

One

2007-11-25T18:37:27Z

My twin hasn't called in four days.

MY BIRTHDAY

2007-10-30T17:48:04Z

ITS MY BIRTHDAY! Happy Seventeenth, me!

Um so Ash and I have decide we're starting and us fan club called the Ashrard Club. IF you want to join then ITS REALLY sucks to be you because we only take membership apps some days.

Lolz, I got a new skate board and skipped school.
HAH schools over rated.

Mmm, Thomas and I are hanging out later maybe. Ashers throwing me a party in his apartment, and I think that there are more people I don't know than people I do know coming.

Good thing his brothers going to his girlfriends house tonight.

HootieHOO.

Screamers

2007-10-07T14:50:21Z

So. This is a question for teh screamers of the world.

Have you ever lost your voice from sex?

If so, I laugh at you, cruel world.

I laugh.

EMILY, how did the plot of doom and fluff go?

ASHER, call me man, adams over and we want to go down skating at national

The rest of the world- diana shut your trap.

Orange

2007-09-24T20:12:30Z

Awww. Well i didn't have mono, I had the flu. I'm a little better now, but tired. I might try out for track and felid in the winter. But the effort.

Oh yeah. I hung out with ashers cheerleader, Emma or emily, I don't remember on sunday. I went to watch him play becuase hes been bugging me to, and she was there for cheerleading. it was cool.

I'm tired, and this kid leah in my english class is like stalking me.

Ew.

someone sleep with me im bored.

red meme

2007-09-16T19:04:57Z

alright, asher wants 10 things that start with a p that i like.

1. Porn.
2. Penguins.
3. Popsicles.
4. Pickles.
5. Pop. Like the drink.
6. Pavement.
7. Pistols.
8. Posh? Uh, the spice girls? I dunno.
9. Ping pong. Sure.
10. NOT PANDAS.

suckerrrr

want a letter? no? good.

damn i hate asher remembering shit while hes drunk. i don't even know everyting that happened that one damn time. alcohol sucks ass sometimes, you know?

SEX.

Violet

2007-09-16T15:47:32Z

So ashers boyfriend is pretty nice, i geuss.

i did see asher leave though, becuase he left his dog in his apartment and the thing isnt making any noise. maybe ashers brother of fuckofthemoment are playing with it. its a welcome silence though, man.

in other news, this kid named mikey and i hung out at this show. it was okay. hes straight, so no action, but an okay dude. we might go into baltimore to see a forty acres show at some point.

ummm school sucks.

umm no one hangs out cos they do sports or something. and im shit at sports soo yeah.

yeahhhh bored as fuck, anyone wanna fuck?

hahhahah

Indigo

2007-09-13T22:46:13Z

Asher has a new boyfriend. Eeeeh. Why that kid? He's good looking, I geuss, but pretty damn calm to be Ashers type of late. I mean, the boys he usually picks up are from bars and clubs, and teh girls are worse. It's rare for Asher to date a girl, but when he does theyre generally pretty damn wild. And this guy, Ban or whatever, is pretty, but ... Eh.

I'm gonna say a week tops. Theres no way that kid can keep up with Asher for more than that.

IN OTHER NEWS: There. Are. So. Many. Damn. Chavs. At. My. School.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I'm gonna go clubbing witht hese three kids in my social studdies class, who are okay. They're all exactly the same though and I can't keep them straight. THe blonde one is a good kisser though ;)

Blue

2007-09-09T20:18:45Z

So, I have no friends on livejournal. I should be sad, seeing as how I adore ah, contact with others. ;).

But I'm so lazy, and tired. I went to a school thing last night, and it was so bloody dull. Then Asher must not have been home becuase his stupid dog barked all night long. I was gonna smash my face somewhere, man.

Anyway, I'm tired, procrastinating, and kinda bored.

I might go clubbing, and see where that takes me with my life. Sex is always an option...

Green

2007-09-06T00:06:55Z

school is ass.

i have chem with this guy who i went out with last year. it was a short lived relationship. we were using each other to make people jealous.

i'm to broke to eat though, so i went to asher school after, and ate some cheese itz while i watched him play foot ball.

he's kinda good at it.

i thought i saw diana at the beggining but i think she really hates me. she unfreinded me. hah.

also, i saw this girl we hung out with at the zoo. shes really blonde and hyper and really out of it.

i think her name is Cheerleader. no one calls her anyhtign else...

so basically i hate my life at the moment.

asher called me at 4 am to tell me absurd things about his school church time, when he coulda just walked down and yelled it at my sleeping figure.

jeez.

Yellow

2007-09-01T20:18:35Z

i slept alot today.

I'm sleeeppyyyy.

Someone come have sex with me...

Orange

2007-08-31T20:04:43Z

School. Fuck it.

I went, and they yelled at me cos I was late. I FORGOT, ok? Chill guys. School ain't all that improtant.

ALSO, it has come to my attention, through my excellent readinng skills that Diana is dating a Bojangles. Bojangles? Honestly.

Also, there was a really hot guy on the bus. I was tempted to give him my number, but he got off to early. Got off indeed.

Later kidlets.

Not Sex

2007-08-31T15:20:14Z

I wake up this morning, and Ashers little fuck faced dog was bitting me. Then Asher picks the little thing up, and not only does it not bite me, but he turns and leaves. This at 6 am.

What the hell?

I'm tired and annoyed, and I failed not only veRTex on hard, but I also failed No Princess on hard. Because of lack of sleep.

Danm you Ahser....

Now I'm gonna go to school. It's the first day and I forgot, so I've skipped most of it. Ahaha.

Red

2007-08-31T03:26:41Z

So. Chocolate. My friend and I were dicussing this. Is it awkward to have a food kink? I mean... Say Ceaser salad dressing got you hot and bothered. Would eating a ceaser salad make you horny?

AND, what if you were into peanut butter or something, and your buddy was allergic. Then what? No kink for you?

We aren't positive how food kinks work though.

Someone enlighten us.

EDIT: I was informed my first post is supposed to be about me.

Hey, I'm Gerard, I'm hot, 16 almost 17 and I go to public school in DC. my best friend is my lovely neighbor WOWHEJUSTHITMEFORUSINGHISFIRSTNAME Asher. Um. I'm easy, as the user name suggests, oh so discreetly.